The following portrays professional reality TV stardom: Do not attempt

Published March 28, 2012 by 360@tcu360.com (Matthew Davis)

Let us all be honest and say we cannot wait to watch the newest episode of “Jersey Shore.” Without them we run out of acronyms like FPC (Fist pump, Push-up, ChapStick) and GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry).